JAY CARNEY CAPTIONING FUN
Casablanca Captions will return next, but here’s a bit of Captioning Fun with Jay Carney. What Ron Ziegler was to the Watergate Scandal Jay Carney is to the multitude of Obama Scandals. After lying his...
View ArticleGEORGE C SCOTT CAPTIONING FUN
I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass! IF YOU...
View ArticleFLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE
THE CITIZENS OF CENTRAL CITY WERE FINE WITH FLASH’S LOOTING SPREE BUT WHEN HE SAID HE MISSED THE BCS THEY DECIDED THEY’D HAD ENOUGH! FOR CAPTIONS FEATURING BALLADEER’S BLOG’S OFFICIAL SUPERHERO THE...
View ArticlePART 2 OF FLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE
WHEN FLASH WAS KILLED BY A MUSLIM FANATIC THE PRESIDENT ORDERED EVERYONE TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE SHEEPLIKE CITIZENS OBEYED.
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HER CAMPAIGN FAILING MISERABLY, WENDY DAVIS DECIDED TO TRY HER MOST AUDACIOUS REWRITING OF HER PAST YET, MUCH TO FLASH’S CHAGRIN.
View ArticleLENA DUNHAM’S REAL PARENTS REVEALED!
A BALLADEER’S BLOG EXCLUSIVE SCOOP! SHE MOSTLY RESEMBLES HER FATHER, THOUGH. COURTESY OF THAT ANCESTRY SITE! FOR MORE PHOTO AND CAPTIONING FUN CLICK HERE: http://glitternight.com/category/humor/
View ArticleMORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN: CHILDISH EDITION
Evading his foe’s lethal flatulence cloud the Black Condor defeated him with a super-wedgie. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR LETTING MY INNER FIVE-YEAR OLD TAKE OVER FOR THIS INSTALLMENT OF BLACK CONDOR...
View ArticleEVEN MORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN
Under the control of Dr Homophobe’s hypno-gun the Black Condor shot to death the first gay man who pinched his butt in those adorable little shorts. FOR MORE CAPTIONING FUN CLICK HERE:...
View ArticleDAY OF THE DOLPHIN CAPTIONING FUN
I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass! IF YOU...
View ArticleCASABLANCA CAPTIONING
FINALLY, ON THE 87TH TAKE, EVERYTHING SEEMED PERFECT … UNTIL HENRI SUFFERED AN UNFORTUNATE ERUPTION OF FLATULENCE.
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